foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker)

I just want to have some good sex. All hot, slow and steamy. Yenno? Like my vagina didn’t do anything wrong so stop hitting it.

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class